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Monday, May 3, 2010

The Secret to Inner Peace? Eh...Maybe Not

Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve "inner
peace" is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around
my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before
leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a
bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of
Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of
the Chesescke an a box a c hocolets. Yu haf no idr who frekin gud I fel.

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